I couldn’t help myself. I had to stare at his legs. They were magnificent. ”Okay, he said, “I’ll give you about an hour head start and I’ll still cross the finish line thirty minutes before you.” I still didn’t believe him - me in a car and him on his bike - but those legs were pretty unbelievable.
Oh. My. Quad.
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why is underwear so expensive
straight guy underwear is like 12 for $5
do they understand how privileged they are
Finally! I know how to explain straight privilege to my brothers. Thanks, Tumblr!
ChristopherThrobbin’s Legendary Event Pokemon Giveaway (PART 2)!
Okay so I promised with my last giveaway that if it reached 300 Notes I’d release a surprise, and here it is, A SECOND GIVEAWAY!!!
All these Pokemon are 100% legit. All obtained through events in previous games.
What you win:
One of the Pokemon List:
Shiny Entei (x2)/ Shiny Raikou(x1)/ Shiny Suicune(x1)/ Event Mew(x10)/ Event Shaymin(x6)/ Phione(x2)/ Terrakion(x1)/ Virizion(x1)/ Colbalion(x1)
How to win:
MUST BE FOLLOWING: ME
LIKES WILL NOT COUNT
A random generator will be used to select 25 winners!
(Each winner will receive one pokemon of their choice. First come first serve basis after winning messages are sent.)
CONTEST ENDS MARCH 15TH
GO AHEAD AND REBLOG THIS POST! GOOD LUCK!!!
Keep it up guys!!!
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Thinking if buying this simply because it’s so obnoxious and I think it’ll be a hit at bear week (assuming I can get the time off to go).
Yay or nay?
Beards make every guy hotter
Is anyone else wondering how the hell Tarzan DIDN’T have a beard? I mean, he was raised by gorillas. Why would shaving ever even occur to him?
That being said, ya. Every man should have a beard at least once in his life.
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So I know it’s just a goofy MTV drama and these aren’t exactly the great thespians of our time, but I’ve actually been really impressed with Stiles’ acting so far this season. He does sinister surprisingly well.
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Ready for Valentines Day! I’m a little broke this year, so instead of a real/decent gift, I made 2 infused vodkas and mixers for each. Fresh squeezed strawberry lemonade, strawberry/basil vodka, coffee/vanilla bean vodka, and homemade caramel sauce. (There’s also chocolate milk for the coffee/caramel, but I didn’t make that so it’s not in the pic). Think he’ll like it?
she definitely named her daughter with this joke in mind and waited patiently for years for the chance to finally make it
Bearing in mind that I love pretty much everything about Emma Stone, the parents were definitely the best part of this movie.
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